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Maria Makiling at UP Los Baños, Laguna. Legend says that Maria Makiling is seen walking around the vicinity of Mt. Makiling and returns in the morning atop the waiting shade holding a water pot on her right hand….or is it on her left?…?
Happy Reunion mga agaws!!!!
Distraction is the diverting of the attention of an individual or group from the chosen object of attention onto the source of distraction. …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distraction
something that takes somebody’s attention away from something else
encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861605557/diversion.html
Lawman vs Lawyer (reprinted from Anti-strib.blogspot.com… the road sign my idea..)
A California lawyer runs a stop sign on a trip to Montana and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Butte, Montana. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Montana deputy’s expense.
The deputy says,’ License and registration, please.
”What for?’ says the lawyer.
The deputy says, ‘You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
‘Then the lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop, Says the deputy.License and registration, please.’
The lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
‘The difference is you have to come to complete stop,that’s the law. License and registration, please!’ the Deputy says.
The lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal differencebetween slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration;and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give methe ticket.’
‘That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,’ the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer and says, ‘Now,do you want me to stop, or just slow down?’
posted by maxxdog at 3/04/2008 10:34:00 PM
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