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Happy Reunion mga agaws!!!!
Distraction is the diverting of the attention of an individual or group from the chosen object of attention onto the source of distraction. …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distraction
something that takes somebody’s attention away from something else
encarta.msn.com/dictionary_1861605557/diversion.html
Lawman vs Lawyer (reprinted from Anti-strib.blogspot.com… the road sign my idea..)
A California lawyer runs a stop sign on a trip to Montana and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Butte, Montana. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Montana deputy’s expense.
The deputy says,’ License and registration, please.
”What for?’ says the lawyer.
The deputy says, ‘You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
‘Then the lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop, Says the deputy.License and registration, please.’
The lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
‘The difference is you have to come to complete stop,that’s the law. License and registration, please!’ the Deputy says.
The lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal differencebetween slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration;and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give methe ticket.’
‘That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,’ the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer and says, ‘Now,do you want me to stop, or just slow down?’
posted by maxxdog at 3/04/2008 10:34:00 PM
<!–ANOTHER SENATE INVESTIGATION?? any whistle blowing pig you can find?
The Dying Old Priest
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years, he had faithfully
served the people of the nation’s capital in Washington DC. He motioned
for his nurse to come near.
‘Yes, Father?’ said the nurse.
‘I would really like to see President Bill and Senator Hillary Clinton
before I die,’ whispered the priest.
‘I’ll see what I can do, Father.’ replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon
the word arrived; the Clintons would be delighted to visit the priest. As
they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Bill, ‘I don’t know why
the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and
might even get me elected President. After all, I’m IN IT TO WIN IT.’
Bill agreed–it was a very good thing for her campaign once they put out
a press release about it.
When they arrived at the priest’s room, the old priest took Bill’s hand
in his right hand and Hillary’s hand in his left. There was silence and a
look of serenity on the old priest’s face. Finally Bill Clinton spoke.
‘Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us
to be with you as you near the end?’
The old priest slowly replied, ‘I have always tried to pattern my life
after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.’
‘Amen,’ said Bill.
‘Amen,’ said Hillary.
THE OLD PRIEST CONTINUED, ” HE DIED BETWEEN TWO LYING THIEVES,
I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME”
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